Still trying to thin the herd, but ...
1980 Tokai LS-50 Reborn Old with impressive no-flame maple top
2004 Tokai ES-100 in red (my latest flame, although it also has none)
3 Tokai Silver Stars
Mar Heifner Mojocaster (FrankenStrat with Van Zandts and cool folk art)
1997 Fender Hendrix Tribute Strat
Warmoth Strat body and neck I haven't gotten around to yet
1958 Guild T100D - again, no flame
GirlBrand "Uranium Girl" model Tele with weird, shiny Fibreglas top
FrankenTele with Goncalvo Alves neck and Peavey EVH humbuckers
Scala custom Strat with leather top & flamed (hate it) maple pickguard
Cheap Dano reissue
El Cheapo vintage Kay plank and canoe paddle
Even cheaper Gretsch Travelin' Wilburys
nice dulcimer bought in a parking lot for no good reason
Guild JF30-12 in transparent red (no flame at all)
Martin OOOC1E with nice, non-dazzling spruce top
Mutant bass with BC Rich neck, Kawai teakwood body and active EMGs
Fender Japan (Tokai?) Aerodyne Jazz Bass in Candy Apple Red
1968 Fender P-Bass, refinned natural, made fretless ala Jaco (not by me)
Ampeg B-1 bass combo
Fender Vibrolux Reverb reissue in blonde Tolex
1971 Fender silverface Vibrochamp
Ridiculous, tiny Japanese Harmony transistor amp with blue vinyl, sparkly grill bought at yard sale
Smokey practice amp in purple
Klotz Alamo 3-meter guitar cable (yes!)
Dunlop Big Stubbys - 3 mm thick (yes! yes!)
Still foolishly lusting for expensive amp (Swart Atomic Space Tone or Headstrong L'il King Reverb)